This is what the council installed to solve our traffic problem, but somebody forgot to think that there isn't a problem to start with. This is your council tax at work.
Charlie likes his bones, but he likes them water logged so he can chew them easily. He's also very territorial about his bones. This particular one has been soaked for him but still he's sat here for the past thirty minutes waiting for it to soften up.
Charlie likes his bones, but he likes them water logged so he can chew them easily. He's also very territorial about his bones. This particular one has been soaked for him but still he's sat here for the past thirty minutes waiting for it to soften up.
Harvey is asleep and having a rather exciting dream. I expect he's dreaming of ripping something to bits as he's opened his mouth while making various noises.
This is what they consider moderate. There are three kinds, baltic four, baltic five and baltic nine. No points for guessing that the number relates to the alcohol percentage.
I am the most famous of all lesbians to sail the high seas in my ship "The Titty Pincher". In 1845 I was caught be HRH Queen Victoria trying to feel the supple breasts of her servants. Foild was I. So now I sit here in the Tower of London rotting away as a data entry clerk for the Inland Revnue. OH IRONY HOW I HATE THEE!