I went to fill my car this morning and when i returned the vents had smoke coming out not in a 999 way though. So i called norwich union rescue who tell me they'll be two hours! And traffic master didn't locate me!
The only thing that Should ever be on a keep clear marking is a bmw with a fixed penalty notice on the windscreen. Unfortunately nobody had the sense to wrap it around a tree in the usual fashion.
Somebody went to get the projector under my desk and had a bit of a thoughtless moment not realising where they put my jacket. Although the humour in this is unbelievably overwhelming!
I am the most famous of all lesbians to sail the high seas in my ship "The Titty Pincher". In 1845 I was caught be HRH Queen Victoria trying to feel the supple breasts of her servants. Foild was I. So now I sit here in the Tower of London rotting away as a data entry clerk for the Inland Revnue. OH IRONY HOW I HATE THEE!